Blow Your Dough with Honest Ayun

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Who cares which holiday is coming up? A book by Ayun Halliday is never less than the ideal present. As is a subscription to the East Village Inky.

Then when you’ve finally exhausted that approach, hit ’em with a t-shirt featuring our wildly fashionable East Village Inky, No Touch Monkey! and Dare To Be Heinie! designs. And you never know what the hell might wash ashore in our Etsy store, everything from Xmas ornaments to letterpress love poems. All proceeds are channeled directly to Inky and Milo’s college fund. (Or maybe fancier tails for next year’s Mermaid Parade)

books by ayun


Zinester's Guide to NYC cover

Always Lots of Heinies at the Zoo cover

Dirty Sugar Cookies cover

Job Hopper cover

No Touch Monkey cover

The Big Rumpus cover

Photobooth Ayun, Inky, Greg, Miloeast village inky

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Back Issues

Don’t believe in credit cards? Can’t get a credit card? That’s okay, we can’t get one either. We accept checks and cash too — just ask.

Photobooth Ayun, Inky, Greg, Milo

The following anthologies include contributions by yours truly…


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greg k playwright

Greg Kotis with East Village Inky

Nothing like being part of a 2-Writer Household to pad out your pocketbook. Buy the book, buy the cd, download the MP3, and sing it yourself!

Urinetown book cover

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Had enough

Urinetown? We know the feeling. Mix it up a bit with:

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eat the tasteTruth About Santa by Tony Millionaire

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Neofuturists circa 1992

Possibly still would be if it weren’t for these durn kids. Here’s a bunch of our short plays from Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind

         Neo Solo book cover

200 More Neofuturist Plays cover

Too Much Light cdNeoFuturist Plays by Ayun Halliday



























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