Feast your eyes on these rotating galleries! Mayhaps you want me to draw something for YOU?
Freelance Illustrations
Good thing I love drawing ‘coz I can’t hit a ball for sh*t. As I cruise toward my dotage, I fantasize about going to art school or maybe just making comics all the livelong day…
"Big Mama Bear" for BUST
"Hang in There, Baby" for BUST
"Laundry" for BUST
"Computer Kids" for BUST
"Photographic Evidence of Milo" for BUST
"Onward" for BUST
"How to Have Fun When They Say You Can’t Conceive" for Narratively
"The Leading Lady vs. The Loser" for Narratively
"When Sex Won’t Work" for Narratively
"Deranged Mermaid" for Found Magazine
Comics
You love reading ‘em. I love making ‘em. Dots = eyes.
Excerpt from “After Happily Ever After” for Book & Film Globe
Excerpt from “Andrew Cuomo’s Nipple Rings” for The Flashpaper
Excerpt from for “I Made My 16-Year-Old Watch The Video of His Birth” for Muthah Magazine
Excerpt from “Crazy Miss Elizabeth Takes Down the Confederacy” for Narratively
Excerpt from “Cat Yoga” for NextTribe
Excerpt from “I Dreamed I Won WWII in My Maidenform Bra” for Modern Notion
Excerpt from “Everyday Adventuress Gets a Makeover” for NextTribe
Excerpt from “Costume Factory” for Found Magazine
Excerpt from “Do I Know You?” for Not My Small Diary
"Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret” quiz for Book & Film Globe
Commissions
Would you like me to create a one-of-a-kind gift for a significant human in your life? I work from photos, and when necessary, questionnaires. Please get in touch for rates.
Mona Bird and Eiger, pet portrait
Phoebe and Pearl, Mother's Day present
Winston and Kathy, anniversary present
Jordan, small potato portrait
Heather, customizable event flyer
Johnny, social media birthday greeting