Juliet’s Nurse hits the road, deploying her eyewitness observations to correct the record regarding "the greatest love story ever told".

Inspired by actress / Brooklyn Theater fire survivor Kate Claxton's historic lecture tour.

Love! Death! Aging! Teenagers!

Written and performed by Ayun Halliday.

Directed by Spencer Kayden

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Please note that performance times and venues vary by date!


Monday September 16, 7pm - Phoenix Festival (Nyack NY)

Wednesday September 18, 7pm - The Tank (NYC)

September 27 - 29, The Players Ring (Portsmouth, NH)

Inquire about bringing this solo show to your theater or festival!

An improvised musical featuring old-timey bluegrass tunes and a rotating cast on traditional instruments like banjo, guitar, fiddle, mandolin, washboard, egg shakers and kazoo …

Playing monthly in NYC.
Schedule here.

My God. Who is this glamorous lady? SOMEBODY CAST HER, even though she uses a passport photo taken by a random employee at the UPS Store as her professional headshot! Current dream roles: The Nurse, Mother Courage, Pippin’s grandma & any Chekhov you’d care to throw my way…

I’m not just some starlet sipping soda at Schrafft’s, waiting for you to discover me, though…

I AM ALSO THE QUEEN OF THE APES!!!

Theater of the Apes

Human See. Human Do.

Theater of the Apes was formed pre-pandemic as an ongoing theatrical concern of Kotis, Kotis, Kotis & Halliday. While we continue regrouping, enjoy a peek at some of the shows I’ve cooked up under its auspices!

In which an aged book is pulled from the vortex and resurrected as a one-night-only New York City variety show.


Other Shows

Some theatrical oddities from beyond the realm of Theater of the Apes…

A raucous mid-life meditation on the comedy of existence, the hell of long term relationships, and the play where “nothing happens, nobody comes, nobody goes…”.

Three middle-aged women & three teenage boys attempt to survive in a post-digital, pre-apocalyptic agrarian landscape, with dialogue culled from social media. Like. Like. Heart emoticon. Like.

A teenaged deep-dive expedition through “The Little Mermaid,” eschewing Disney’s happy ending for the explicit trauma of Hans Christian Andersen’s original.

An autobiographical root-vegetable-based NICU puppet show.

The Neo-Futurists

I also logged a decade with the Neo-Futurists, writing and performing in Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind: 30 Plays in 60 Minutes and a handful of other Neo-Futurist productions in both Chicago and New York. Speaking of babies… look at me! Look at Greg!


​​Wanna mess around with some weird theater?

I await you on the New Play Exchange.

Make a Donation to the Apes!

Donate now at Fractured Atlas!

Thanks to the fiscal sponsorship of Fractured Atlas, Theater of the Apes has the ability to accept your tax-deductible donations. We use these little windfalls to pay casts and crews and save up to take it on the road, and believe the Queen of the Apes when she says we will thank you in the program.

Fractured Atlas is a 501(c)(3) public charity. Contributions for the purposes of Theater of the Apes are tax-deductible to the extent permitted by law.